Accidental Brilliance

This cracked me up so hard I had to share it; for no particular reason, I was jerking around on iMDB and came across the page on American Pie.  The featured review, the one that appears at the top as selected by iMDB staff, was the work of a Jack Christal-Gattanella, of New Jersey.  And this is how it begins:
 
"American Pie is a teenage comedy that works on a level and then does not on conservative levels. And that can be summed up by one word as does not not work for conservatives- Pie."
 
OK, so, what have we learned?