Wednesday, July 14, 2004

News

Proposition: USA Today is a piece of shit.
Proof: Today's headline "Kleenex to sell tissue that kills viruses" trumped all other stories. QED.

I believe I have not forgotten how to perceive correctly.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tyson said...

Isn't that Proposition analytically true?

But then, maybe we shouldn't be too quick to judge. After all, USA Today does feature Larry King's insightful and sense-making columns. Those alone are worth the price of admission.

8:13 AM  

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