Monday, July 12, 2004

So Long, Fat Boy

It looks like we can kiss Shaq goodbye. Trading season doesn't officially open until Wednesday, but apparently all parties have agreed to a trade that will send that fucking obese ingrate to Miami in exchange for Lamar Odom, Caron Butler, Brian Grant, and a draft pick. Those guys can produce in the middle, right? Nothing to worry about?

I would be weeping over this turn of events if not for Shaq's irredeemably callous attitude toward the Laker organization and the entire city of Los Angeles, which erupted so suddenly after our loss in the Finals. Guy's an asshole. He's burning every bridge. Fuck him. Let the mosquitoes have him.

2 Comments:

Blogger Cameron said...

Do you think we could build a new 7 foot 300 pound monster? It's not like you'd have to miniaturize any of the parts. Shouldn't be too hard.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Will said...

If you want to read the most penetrating insight into the Shaq trade and the implications it carries for the league as a whole that I've yet to read, follow this link:

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/2572302

2:01 PM  

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