V-prime

This may one of my all-time most favoritest quotes:
"Vernacular prime is simply one's native tongue in which all use of all tenses of the verb 'to be' is omitted in accordance with quantum metaphysics."

(This appears in an explanation of the eightfold division of magic, which is similar to the"fourfold division of matter into the space, time, mass, energy tautology.")

Also, there are people who claim to be unicorns. Beat that Gia!