Response #1

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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Ugh. Vomit.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (Yes, I'm a person who lives on Earth.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.	✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (I think I came pretty close one time.)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi.  (Who in God's holy name doesn't?!)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.  (Longer than it was yesterday.)	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (Sweet, sweet evasion.)
✓ I like the way that I look.  (Honestly? Yeah.)	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.  (Well, in fairness, the world is a festering shithole.)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.  (Not technically slept with. There was some funny business, but it was before we lived together.)
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (Doy.)	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (Reason number 6990834555 why life sucks.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.  (They're shy around ME. I've got no reason at all to play that bullshit headgame with myself anymore.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (If I hadn't tried alcohol tonight, I probably wouldn't be doing this right now.)	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  (Surely. Gimme Hank Williams or George Jones or Jimmie Rodgers or The Carter Family any ol' day.)
× I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.  (Politically? This is the third question in the Democrat/Republican series, right? I guess that's a toughie.)	× I am punk rockish.  (I like punk rock a very great deal; does that make me a punk? I love the music and couldn't give a shit about the cultural trappings, so I guess that's a no.)	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.  (Change a tire, I'm your man. That's it.)
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (Whoopdee-doo.)
✓ I hate office jobs.  (Didn't need to do that for more than three weeks.)	✓ I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.  (Look who you're asking!)	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (My lot in life.)
✓ I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Vehemently.)	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep.  (So I've been told. The word "bitch" apparently comes up a lot.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (Nah. Wrong decade, yes; wrong century is stretching it.)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (I'm lucky right now in this regard.)	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Fuck you and the granola you rode in on.)	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (Killing solves fuck all.)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (I'm not an idiot.)
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (But all too seldom, given my wretched poverty.)	✓ I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.  (Braces, foo.)
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.  (Ridiculous.)
× I want to own my own business.	✓ I smoke.  (Yeah, that's just gonna have to go on for a while.)	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (Totally believable.)	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (I'm gooshy enough to be made out of jam.)	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (And boy is it not even remotely over!)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.  (Lately, maybe... but on the whole, it's usually OK.)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.  (I be not proud.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.  (Kinda! Sorta!)	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Inveterate procrastinator.)
✓ I have no piercings.  (No intentions as yet.)	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (This is a fat can of electric worms.)	× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Well, two Sega Master Systems and a Dreamcast... I figure that counts.)	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Biking makes me happy.)	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (What the fuck kinda question is this?)
✓ I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (I really just pretty much dig chicks. I've slipped before, but guys don't really do it for me.)	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (I don't eat, I collapse.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	✓ I dislike milk.  (Used to like it until it started ripping my intestines apart.)	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (Nah, I'm cool with my hair.)	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (An ongoing project, which I call "life." Wooo.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (From professional wrestling to Coheed and Cambria, the list runs for pages...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (I've got bottomless empathy in me.)	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (Still going strong!)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	✓ I have a custom-built computer.  (Don't still use it, but it's there.)	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.  (Well, I AM Irish; that part's true.)	× I have a thing for redheads.  (Huh-uh.)
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.  (The LAST THING ON EARTH that I want.)	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (I don't know what Death Note is.)	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	✓ I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.