Sunday, July 16, 2006

Response #1

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I miss somebody right now.  (Ugh. Vomit.) I don't watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.  (Yes, I'm a person who lives on Earth.)
I've watched porn movies. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (I think I came pretty close one time.) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times. × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need/want money right now.
I love sushi.  (Who in God's holy name doesn't?!) × I talk really, really fast. × I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.  (Longer than it was yesterday.) × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (Sweet, sweet evasion.)
I like the way that I look.  (Honestly? Yeah.) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. I am usually pessimistic.  (Well, in fairness, the world is a festering shithole.)
I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized. × I slept with a roommate(Not technically slept with. There was some funny business, but it was before we lived together.)
× I have a hidden talent. × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. × I enjoy talking on the phone. × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a mobile phone.  (Doy.) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.
I currently like/love someone.  (Reason number 6990834555 why life sucks.) × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. × I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before. × I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn. × I am shy around the opposite sex.  (They're shy around ME. I've got no reason at all to play that bullshit headgame with myself anymore.) × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (If I hadn't tried alcohol tonight, I probably wouldn't be doing this right now.) I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (Surely. Gimme Hank Williams or George Jones or Jimmie Rodgers or The Carter Family any ol' day.)
× I would die for my best friends. I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I have dated a close friend's ex. × I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys. × Democrat. × Republican.
I don't even know what I am.  (Politically? This is the third question in the Democrat/Republican series, right? I guess that's a toughie.) × I am punk rockish.  (I like punk rock a very great deal; does that make me a punk? I love the music and couldn't give a shit about the cultural trappings, so I guess that's a no.) × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. × I can work on a car(Change a tire, I'm your man. That's it.)
× I love my job(s). × I am comfortable with who I am right now. × I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can. × I have jumped off a bridge. × I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (Whoopdee-doo.)
I hate office jobs.  (Didn't need to do that for more than three weeks.) I went to college out of state. × I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. I have thrown up from crying too much.  (Look who you're asking!) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (My lot in life.)
I fall for the worst people. × I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (Vehemently.) × I can pick up things with my toes. × I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse. × I still have every journal I've ever written in. I talk in my sleep.  (So I've been told. The word "bitch" apparently comes up a lot.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century(Nah. Wrong decade, yes; wrong century is stretching it.) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (I'm lucky right now in this regard.) × I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Fuck you and the granola you rode in on.) × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder(Killing solves fuck all.) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (I'm not an idiot.)
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (But all too seldom, given my wretched poverty.) I'm an artist. × I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth(Braces, foo.)
× I hate my toes. × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. × I love hugs more than kisses(Ridiculous.)
× I want to own my own business. I smoke.  (Yeah, that's just gonna have to go on for a while.) × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (Totally believable.) Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (I'm gooshy enough to be made out of jam.) × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (And boy is it not even remotely over!) × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone(Lately, maybe... but on the whole, it's usually OK.) I have at least one obsession at any given time. × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. I'm a judgmental asshole.  (I be not proud.) × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
I have travelled on more than one continent. I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian. I can speak more than one language.  (Kinda! Sorta!) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
I would rather read than watch TV. × I like reading fact more than fiction. I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Inveterate procrastinator.)
I have no piercings.  (No intentions as yet.) × I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.  (This is a fat can of electric worms.) × I like most animals better than most people.
I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Well, two Sega Master Systems and a Dreamcast... I figure that counts.) × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Biking makes me happy.) × I have hit someone with a dead fish(What the fuck kinda question is this?)
I am compulsively honest. × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (I really just pretty much dig chicks. I've slipped before, but guys don't really do it for me.) × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (I don't eat, I collapse.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. I dislike milk.  (Used to like it until it started ripping my intestines apart.) × I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (Nah, I'm cool with my hair.) I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (An ongoing project, which I call "life." Wooo.)
Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (From professional wrestling to Coheed and Cambria, the list runs for pages...)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (I've got bottomless empathy in me.) × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. × I don't like to chew gum.
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (Still going strong!)
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. I have a custom-built computer.  (Don't still use it, but it's there.) × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. I've gone skinny-dipping. I've performed in three plays.
I enjoy burritos. × I'm Irish and loving it.  (Well, I AM Irish; that part's true.) × I have a thing for redheads(Huh-uh.)
× I am a twin! × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.  (The LAST THING ON EARTH that I want.) × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (I don't know what Death Note is.) × I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
Music helps me remember that I am not alone. Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. I can only hate someone that I love. × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.


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