Did anyone know that, without suffering any immediate health consequences, you can eat fruitcake that has been sitting open on top of your fridge for two months? I didn't until last night.
While this may appear to be true in the short term, your death is nearly assured in the long term due to asphyxiating on the vomit launched into your mouth by anyone you relate this story to.
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While this may appear to be true in the short term, your death is nearly assured in the long term due to asphyxiating on the vomit launched into your mouth by anyone you relate this story to.
Done and done.
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