Thursday, October 12, 2006

"very unsanitary"

Daily Mail article specifically about Scarlett Johansson's sexual habits. Do I need to pitch it more than that? Really?


Blogger either Mike or Vic or Jenny said...

I don't get it. Who is Scarlett Johannson? Why does she look so pale? That lipstick is totally not good on her because it makes her look like her lips are bleeding because the rest of her face is so pale. Also those pants are only acceptable on zookeepers and biplane pilots. Finally I have been told that smoking can cause cancer and impede sexual function (such as erection of the clitoris) so I don't see why Woody Allen finds her so ravishing. Lady Shihady got a new Woody Allen DVD from Netflix but I made her turn it off after ten minutes because it was about British people and I couldn't understand a goddamn word they were saying. But more than that the font he used made me so angry. Woody allen has been using the same goddamn font for fifty fucking years. It has a big blob on the bottom of the "y" (among other things) that I think is supposed to make his name look more important, which is probably the only reason why he keeps using that font. Christ, what an asshole.


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