Knowing the pension some of us have around here for lists, I thought you'd appreciate the following. It's an entry from 5ives, a list blog run by Merlin Mann of 43 Folders fame (an interesting blog about using your time effectively which introduced me, and many other people, to del.icio.us and Quicksilver). Anyway, enjoy:

Five terrible fake novelty drink names at that one bar near campus:

1. Weepin’ Tyler’s Tangy Grandma Rememberer


2. The Great American Face Slap Factory


3. The Homoerotic Context Erasinator (with salty rim)


4. Cap’n Morgan’s Highe Seas Roofie Hyderr


5. Daddy’s Dreams Desolvin’ Appletini