Fake Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards

OK, we all know that Yugioh is awesome. But did you know that fake Yugioh just might be the most awesome thing ever?

My brother and Kathy were at a dollar store several days ago, here in Orlando, FL, where they found some "Yugioh decks" for sale at like a tenth their normal cost. Upon return home, we quickly found out that they were fakes, due to the typical kinds of counterfeiting errors - low res scans, incorrect hologram placement etc. But with a bit more inspection, we learned that, due to some amazing translation and countertranslation efforts, the text of said cards ranks very high on the amazing things list. Some of my favorites (Card Title followed by text description):

Sealed Right Wrist
-A sealed left wrist. So powerful if it's released.

Devil knight-Jerrydia
-[Warrior junta.Melting]
-[Aborigines in the hell]+[Eudemon for the king]

Hungered Hamburger
-[Warrior junta.Ceremony]
-Landing for the Hamburger Secrets.From the field or hand,more than 6 of the stars' score must be removed.

Magic Dragon with wings
-[Legens beast junta]
-Fairy is sing.Powerful strength is charging the world that means all the life,ghost so much as skeleton.

and the best Card Title is: Rock Corrosion Devil-Love Fake.
Wasn't Matt Cameron in that band?

I hope you've enjoyed. Returning to Portland tomorrow to begin a marathon 2.5 months!