Errol Morris' Reexaminations

I don't know why, but I really liked the following: from Errol Morris' website, under the heading "Reexaminations:

"Why It Makes Sense to Bite the Hand that Feeds You.

1. Preventive bite. Hand is bound to betray you eventually. Get it before it gets you. Remember, every hand is capable of naked aggression.
2. Preemptive bite. Hand is ready to do something. Just look at it. You've got to protect yourself, don't you?
3. Keeps gums healthy.
4. Hand less likely poisoned than food.
5. Tastes good.
6. Why not...?"