Punk Is Not Dead

Ninny extraordinaire Hilary Duff was on Conan O'Brien last night, and mentioned that she's recorded a cover of "My Generation" for her piece-of-shit new movie soundtrack. Although, she said, that line about "I hope I die before I get old" has been changed, you see, to "I hope I don't die before I get old." Confronted, she explained, "it's a little more positive."

Man, this decade's off to an awesome start.