Conan the Destroyer

To whom it may concern, a bit of glorious news has just trickled down from NBC: as of this morning, Conan O'Brien has officially been appointed Jay Leno's successor for the Tonight Show, effective when Leno's contract runs out in 2009. So we'll have a bit of waiting to do since Leno took an extension only last year, but all the same, he's the right man for the job.

I hear banana pancakes calling my name.