Speaking of... I'll be in Portland 3/28 to 3/31. Will has said I can stay with him, but he also said that his couch has "free offf craigslist sort smell". If there's room at the other estate, I'd appreciate it.
If that's the couch that Will got from Reid, he should know that it's technically not his: I only gave Reid long-term loan rights to that couch, not full ownership. Granted, I am extremely unlikely to ever ask Reid or Will to return this couch, but nevertheless I remain vocal about my technical couch ownership.
Also I would like to mention that this couch smells great.
No. Not the same couch. The couch that was once yours was, if I'm not mistaken, euthanized after I moved out of Chez Pam. And/but neither couch smells great.
Dude, couches should never be "euthanized." They should be tore up, shot, burned down, thrown off cliffs, and left in municipal soccer fields for city employees to deal with, but they should never be given the kind of dignified end that euthanization implies. Any couch that lived an Xtreme life deserves an Xtreme death. Jeez, Will.
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If that's the couch that Will got from Reid, he should know that it's technically not his: I only gave Reid long-term loan rights to that couch, not full ownership. Granted, I am extremely unlikely to ever ask Reid or Will to return this couch, but nevertheless I remain vocal about my technical couch ownership.
Also I would like to mention that this couch smells great.
No. Not the same couch. The couch that was once yours was, if I'm not mistaken, euthanized after I moved out of Chez Pam. And/but neither couch smells great.
You euthanazied my couch? Euthanized?!?!?
Dude, couches should never be "euthanized." They should be tore up, shot, burned down, thrown off cliffs, and left in municipal soccer fields for city employees to deal with, but they should never be given the kind of dignified end that euthanization implies. Any couch that lived an Xtreme life deserves an Xtreme death. Jeez, Will.
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